Things that Exist: Creepy Baby Stamps
So I was looking for rubber stamps recently. Remembered I have an Amazon gift card and innocently decided to hit them up. Regretted it almost instantly.
That’s the order of things here.
I was horrified to discover that this is available for purchase:
In what environment are you living where you could ever possibly have need of this?
It’s not even your baby. You’re just gonna put a cropped picture of some random baby on your personal stationary or your Christmas card or whatever?
The only time this would be appropriate to send to someone — and you’d better be sending this to someone, not just keeping it around for your own sick personal amusement — is as a threat. Because if I open an envelope and this is staring up at me from a piece of cardstock, I’m taking it as a warning. That baby is not afraid of eye contact. That baby is not fucking around.
If anyone’s interested, you can also purchase this:
In case you have need of a pensive, possibly-Victorian women who’s not getting enough sleep. For whatever reason.