If a Tree Falls in the Forest, Does it Still Make a Sound?

by sassandbite

In colleges and high schools all over the country, girls will be flocking to the gym today, causing a pile-up at the elliptical and treadmill. Why? Because last night was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.

I wonder if it’s like that at the normal, outside-world gym? I make it a point to avoid all gyms on this day of the year, so I don’t know.

These are the questions that plague me about life outside of college.

I’m going running outside with a friend, but perhaps I’ll do a drive-by on my way home to check it out, under the guise of bringing solid food to all the out-of-breath girls who are having trouble with their workout because they also started a juice cleanse yesterday.