Did all the Magic School Bus Kids just have really neglectful parents?
Like, did none of their parents ever say, “hey honey, what’d you do at school today?”.
And they’d be like, “Well, Ms. Frizzle zapped us really tiny with some sort of ray gun and we went into her muscular system while she was competing in a paddleboat race and we got tiny mops and mopped up the lactic acid in her hamstrings so she wouldn’t tire out as quickly”.
Basically they were her steroids. Illegal, child labor steroids.
And honestly, that’s not even the weirdest thing they did. On the daily.
I have to feel like someone would have noticed that shit.