Right Now, I’m Only Certain of Two Things:

by sassandbite

1) Trader Joe’s has reduced the amount of wasabi in their wasabi peas to unacceptable levels, and

2), I may have just sprained my groin while trying to put on a shoe.

As a side note, I’m taking the fact that my phone consistently auto-corrects “Trader Joe’s” to “Trader Hoes” as a sign. Or validation. I don’t know what of, but that’s how I’m taking it.

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