Right Now, I’m Only Certain of Two Things:
1) Trader Joe’s has reduced the amount of wasabi in their wasabi peas to unacceptable levels, and
2), I may have just sprained my groin while trying to put on a shoe.
As a side note, I’m taking the fact that my phone consistently auto-corrects “Trader Joe’s” to “Trader Hoes” as a sign. Or validation. I don’t know what of, but that’s how I’m taking it.