Words of Wisdom

by sassandbite

“The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on — it is never of any use to oneself.” — Oscar Wilde


1. You never know.

2. Calling sprinkles “non-pareils” is pretentious.

3. Hate your job? Just think, you’re not the guy who has to empty and clean port-a-potties.

4. Please stop misusing the word “ambivalent”. It doesn’t mean indifferent. You’re thinking of “apathetic”.

5. “If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything.”

6. Eloise is an example to us all.

7. Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.