So, I’m not at all a religious person and in fact I’m pretty sure a Bible once fell off the podium just because I was standing near it. . .
But I cannot overstate how much I hope that just for today, Heaven and St. Peter are real and he has organized a picket line at the pearly gates just for Fred Phelps.
With all the angels holding signs filled with vitriolic phrases directed at him.
And Jesus will, like, totally exclude him and not even look in his direction.
I can only hope.