Signs Your Life is Noticeably Depressing and You Need an Intervention or Oprah or Something
My family friend helpfully forwarded this to me yesterday:
She said it popped up in her sidebar and she immediately thought of me. How’s that for infamy?
She also said, “here you go, it’s all thought out for you!”. Little does she know I don’t have to think of a drink, I have a go-to already — it’s called a bottle of whatever happens to be lying around.
And a straw if I’m feeling fancy.